How To Impress A Girl?

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• Always thank a sexy love woman who buys you something, no matter how trivial
• Never thank a woman for sex
• Always open the car door for the woman on the first few dates, then forget about it. Any girl who expects you to open her door is a bitch..dump her.
• Farting & burping. Don’t’ ever do it: it’s a real sexy love chick turnoff. Hold it until it comes out slowly and silently. If you’re really gonna drop ass go outside or walk at least 20 feet away first.

Impress Her With Your Culinary Skills

A sure fire way to impress a sexy love girl is to make her dinner. She will think you are the greatest and talk of you incessantly to her girlfriends.

Atmosphere

Lighting - Place candles strategically throughout the house to provide romantic lighting. Sexy love women dig candles.

Music - Soft is best. Always put the CD player on repeat. There is nothing worse than the music ending in the middle of a makeout session.

Food. - Always prepare the meal beforehand. The more time you have to spend in the kitchen, the less love you’ll get. Go with a nice salad and something you can bake that will last a while if you flip it on warm. Steaks are bad..they’ll just burn if you’re successfully making out on the couch or preferably in the bedroom.

Warning: Try not to look like a player. If she thinks you do this on a regular basis, then you’re done. Tell her “I love to cook, but never get a chance.”